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Expectation v. Reality: DMMD Edition

  1. aoba expectation: "It's super awesome day to be an innocent protagonist who doesn't know what he's in for!" /sunshine and rainbows and late to anime school
  2. aoba reality: "fucking shit im so fucking done just knock me out and carry me home i wanna nap for 12 hours and eat donuts and dicks until i pass out fuckin dON'T TOUCH MY HAIR GODDAMNIT"
  3. koujaku exectation: "hello llllladies I have a dark tragic past but awesome swordplay skills ill use to defeat my sworn anime rival" /brooding angst
  4. koujaku reality: /drops aoba 12 times "I-I-uuuuuhh kjshdjksd s-so embarrassed DONT LOOK AT ME YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS" /trips over himself hits his face on a curling iron and cries in a pool of his own blood
  5. noiz expectation: "im the stereotypical computer nerd going outside is illogical" /uses math in mario kart
  6. noiz reality: "Hehehe you like my dick piercings dont you you cum-thirsty twink yeah fight me in rhyme and bite my cock while I hack into your asshole with my fresh meme skills" /stuffs face with pizza and churros and then buys all of mexico
  7. clear expectation: "herp derp im a robot i don't understand societal conventions" /zany antics and comic relief
  8. clear reality: "Allow us to engage in sophisticated conversation about the particulars of life and death whilst I serenade you, making you fall deeply in love with me before I crush your heart by dying a tragic -- HOLY BALLS A SHINY THING" /vibrates and giggles excitedly "PUPPIES!"
  9. mink expectation: /silent brooding character who only says one or two words and beats up everything
  10. mink reality: "my navajo ancestors are talking to me and THEY SAID TO KNOCK YOUR SHIT OUT" /punches someone half his size repeatedly in the face "COMMENCE THE PURIFICATION RITUAL" /decapitating people while motorbiking over buildings
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pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

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baron-von-terra:

agenuineshit:

1920 team fortress 2 characters

100% accurate.

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the-orator:

Some outfit art from the RP blog

the final outfit was picked out by Coldwindscutclean for a prompt u v u

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kaets:

this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched

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I have faith he will come back

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this world is wrong
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mugenchi:

Tokyo ghoul > First and Last Appearances
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mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History